Mythological grandeur scored with the most unhinged track names in gaming history. Age of Mythology: Retold is the 2024 remake, and whoever named these tracks was operating on a completely different frequency. "A Cat Named Mittens" is actual battle music.
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"Eat Your Potatoes" slaps. "Never Mind the Slacks and Bashers" sounds like a punk album title but it's this massive orchestral arrangement about gods and titans. The disconnect between name and sound is genuinely hilarious.
"Adult Swim" and "Flavor Cats (in the Comfort Zone)" somehow work as ambient strategy music. You'd never guess from the titles. Put this on and try to explain to someone that "Gank Sneakin" is the song playing while Zeus throws lightning at a minotaur.