Vocal tracks, bear puns, and stage themes that have absolutely no business going this hard on a 2009 mobile game. Battle Bears commits to its ridiculous premise with a soundtrack that's half comedy album, half legitimate action score.
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"I'm A Battle Bear" opens with actual rap vocals and you just have to roll with it. "Unicorn Blood" for Stage 4 gets dark in the funniest way possible, and "The Bearber Shop Quartet" is... exactly what it sounds like. "You Got Hugged!
(Loser's Anthem)" plays when you lose. That's commitment to a bit. Fifteen tracks of pure early smartphone era chaos. If you ever wondered what happens when devs put their whole personality into a soundtrack, this is the answer.