Disney characters rapping over early 90s hip-hop beats on a CD-i. This is real. This exists. "Ice Ice Mickey" is exactly the Vanilla Ice parody you're imagining, and "U Can't Botch This" does the MC Hammer thing with zero shame.
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"Whomp! (There It Went)" plays off Tag Team and somehow commits fully to the bit. The production actually has decent boom-bap energy for a children's tie-in product. Every track is a pop-rap parody with Disney characters dropping bars.
It's the most 1994 thing ever pressed to a disc. If you need to hear Goofy adjacent to a hip-hop beat before you can rest tonight, your moment has arrived.