Every track is literally labeled "Muzak" and that's the whole joke. The 2003 POSTAL 2 soundtrack is just the background music of the worst strip mall in America, played completely straight. Bank Muzak, Mall Muzak 1, Mall Muzak 2, Clinic Muzak.
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Smooth jazz elevator music while the world burns around you. The contrast is doing all the heavy lifting here, and it works absurdly well. Then Church Organ (Fanatic Reprise) takes a hard left into genuine menace. Uncle Dave (Heavy Metal) finally drops the act entirely.
Krotchy Theme exists and you can never unhear it. The whole thing feels like a sitcom soundtrack for the apocalypse. Play it in an actual waiting room and watch people slowly realize something is off.