This is the most aggressively upbeat thing I've heard in weeks. The Guts! Sound Collection from this 2005 PC game leans all the way into campy marching band energy and character themes that refuse to let you sit still. "Taka-san Marching Song" is exactly what it sounds like, full brass section stomping forward with absurd confidence.
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"Malian Samba" throws in this Latin percussion groove that has no business being in a muscle-themed game but completely works. Then you get "The Muscle Castle - Second Movement in D Major" which is trying so hard to be classical and serious and it's hilarious.
The COSMO MIX remix at the end goes full eurobeat. Just wild. If you want a soundtrack that radiates pure unhinged enthusiasm, this is it.